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2008
11
30

Funnies

(I guess this is for Chris...Click follwing link shown as "続きを読む")

先月、朝っぱらから友達からメールがきました。
内容は。。。




完全にBoys Talkです。




万国、男は変わらんてことですな≧∇≦ブハハハハハ
読みたい方は、”続きを読む”でもクリックしてみてください。

What men do after sex?
2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a shower; 5% go to sleep and 86% get up and go back home to their wives.
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AGES OF VAGINA:
16 TO 19 BRAND NEW.
20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR
46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION
56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK
61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION
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LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our
neighbor's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM : You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty !!!
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Women top 5 lies:

5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!
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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go home, screw, and then you disappear.
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What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY ... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!
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Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil: Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, 'TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY'.
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What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?
Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.
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MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say 'DON'T'. And if he touches your pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP !!!!'
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GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES
9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!
7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
6 INCHES - OH PERFECT
5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
4 INCHES - PUSH MORE
3 INCHES - IS THAT IN?
2 INCHES - IDIOT! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!
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